MOM: Hey what’s that carpet doing there? ME: That carpet has always been there. Nothing new to see here. MOM: No, it wasn’t there this morning. Digsby, what is under the carpet?
ME: Nothing, just more brown carpet I imagine. Why would you think I'd know what’s under the carpet? MOM: Digsby lift up that carpet.
ME: See nothing here. MOM: No, Digsby move it all the way so I can see.
ME: Ok, its moved. See still nothing but brown carpet. MOM: Digsby you are in the way! What are you hiding?
ME: I’m not hiding anything mom. I’m just sitting here. You’re the one acting all crazy and suspicious of the carpet.
MOM: Fine. If you’re not going to move I will just look around you. Digsby what is that by your butt? ME: Mom! That’s my tail. It’s always been attached down there. I told ya nothing new to see.
MOM: Digsby. That is not your tail! What is it? ME: Umm,…. It might be a hole in the carpet, but I can’t be sure. I mean… its always been like that. Didn’t you ever notice before? It goes all the way to the floor so I’m surprised you never noticed before. MOM: You are soo GROUNDED! ME: It was the cat.
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