I have not yet decided if I should use my powers of intelligence and unreasonable cuteness for good or evil. I’m trying to keep my options open.
Monday we had puppy class again and I was a SUPER STAR! At least that’s what my mom said. I did all my tricks and even did them for the whole class to see sometimes. When we were taking breaks between learning so that the people could talk about people stuff I would just sit quietly and wait. There are a few dogs that are a little nervous in class and I was recommended to be the one who helped them learn to make friends. I stayed after class to meet each one quietly and I even invited Peaches over to play later this week. On the way home mom was so proud of me just kept petting me like crazy, and she even called her mom to say how excellent I was.
Tuesday I made up the difference so things were good and balanced. I ran around like a nut job. I harassed the cat. I went crazy and decided that the shampoo bottle is my new nemesis and had to be locked out of the bathroom because I wouldn’t stop yelling at it. I got some more toilet paper and turned it into a nice pile of garbage. I got on the counter and started sniffing after mom’s dinner. I knocked the radio on the floor. I unloaded the dishwasher as mom was trying to load it. I chewed on mom’s comforter. I jumped up and put a hole in moms hoody. Finally I knew I was done when I chewed up moms favorite slipper, because she looked at me after and said “why didn’t I get a cat”?
Monday we had puppy class again and I was a SUPER STAR! At least that’s what my mom said. I did all my tricks and even did them for the whole class to see sometimes. When we were taking breaks between learning so that the people could talk about people stuff I would just sit quietly and wait. There are a few dogs that are a little nervous in class and I was recommended to be the one who helped them learn to make friends. I stayed after class to meet each one quietly and I even invited Peaches over to play later this week. On the way home mom was so proud of me just kept petting me like crazy, and she even called her mom to say how excellent I was.Tuesday I made up the difference so things were good and balanced. I ran around like a nut job. I harassed the cat. I went crazy and decided that the shampoo bottle is my new nemesis and had to be locked out of the bathroom because I wouldn’t stop yelling at it. I got some more toilet paper and turned it into a nice pile of garbage. I got on the counter and started sniffing after mom’s dinner. I knocked the radio on the floor. I unloaded the dishwasher as mom was trying to load it. I chewed on mom’s comforter. I jumped up and put a hole in moms hoody. Finally I knew I was done when I chewed up moms favorite slipper, because she looked at me after and said “why didn’t I get a cat”?
Oh well done Digsby. A cat would be nowhere as fun as you! Sounds like you are a true superstar.
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Ruby
Digsby!
ReplyDeleteYou are wise for one so young. You know there is a choice ahead of you. You're at a fork in the road. Which way will you go?
I think it's always good to keep a balance and keep the hoomans on their toes. Very cool, though, that you're going to be helping one of your classmates get into the social scene. Who knows, you could end up being a matchmaker or something!
Goober love,
Stanley
Pee Ess
ReplyDeleteLOVE the juicy snout photo at the end!
Well done Digsby for being top of the class. As for your activities the next day, you were just having fun!
ReplyDeleteHee hee.
MOlly and Taffy
OMG, you must have been devastated to hear your mom say those horrible things to you about getting a cat instead of you, Digsby! She owes you a huge apology! Doesn't she know that this is normal behavior for an Airekid?!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hey Digsby, nice to meet you. We're up the freeway near Seattle. Were you born in Portland?
ReplyDeleteSherry & Alanis
Hey Digs! Good work in class.It's good to let the world know you're more than just a pretty face. About the cat remark. Bad mamma! Tell her at least you do your 'work' out in the open. Cats are very sneaky critters. We are honest! Hugs & Kisses, BabyRocketDog & Hootie too
ReplyDeleteDigger, you remind us of US when we were younger! Okay, Patches is STILL kind of a crazy Aire-kid! We have been into some HUGE trouble in all our years. It's normal for an Airedale! That cat comment must have really hurt your little feelings. I would be asking for an apology! Great job in puppy class!
ReplyDeleteAire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches