ME: That carpet has always been there. Nothing new to see here. 
MOM: No, it wasn’t there this morning. Digsby, what is under the carpet?ME: Nothing, just more brown carpet I imagine. Why would you think I'd know what’s under the carpet?
MOM: Digsby lift up that carpet.ME: See nothing here.
MOM: No, Digsby move it all the way so I can see.ME: Ok, its moved. See still nothing but brown carpet.
MOM: Digsby you are in the way! What are you hiding?ME: I’m not hiding anything mom. I’m just sitting here. You’re the one acting all crazy and suspicious of the carpet.
MOM: Fine. If you’re not going to move I will just look around you. Digsby what is that by your butt?
ME: Mom! That’s my tail. It’s always been attached down there. I told ya nothing new to see.MOM: Digsby. That is not your tail! What is it?
ME: Umm,…. It might be a hole in the carpet, but I can’t be sure. I mean… its always been like that. Didn’t you ever notice before? It goes all the way to the floor so I’m surprised you never noticed before. 
MOM: You are soo GROUNDED! 
ME: It was the cat.
Oh Digsby, your evil deeds know no bounds! Bad dog...but so cute. You obviously need more exercise to tire you out!
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Ruby
....of course, who else ??????
ReplyDeleteKisses, Faya
Look at that face..How can you get angry? Only another Airedale mother can say that
ReplyDeleteCiao dolce Diggers!
ReplyDeleteOh noooo!! Grounded again! Il mio amico, it is so unfair! You were only doing what Airedales through the ages have done. (And which I in fact did to the hallway rug ... oopsy!)It's in our genes: we're diggers and we dig holes! (Santa vacca, your very NAME has the word "dig" in it!!)
Would you like me to send you a torta with a file baked into it??? We can plan your escape ...
Tanti baci!
Lucia
PeeEss: La mia ragazza laughed herself silly over your comment on my bloggie today!! I think you may be right, though...!
Terriers = diggers - our peeps have to get used to it. We know just the kind of trouble you are in - been there - done that!!
ReplyDeleteBest of luck - if she puts you in the slammer, we'll come help dig you out!! hehehe
XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java
Brilliant idea to blame the cat, Digsby! You are one smart boy!
ReplyDeleteI sit like a froggie sometimes too!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Please stop by our bloggie. We have an award for you.
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Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java
Hiya Digsby,
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by my Blob! It's very clever of you to hide the hole with the little carpet.
I'll link to your Blob, ok?
Nibbles
Nelly xx
Too right it was the cat!
ReplyDeleteDamn cats.
tailwags
Noah
My brother's name is Stewart McDawg and he is a too-smart-for-himself Border Collie and he does stuff like that ALWAYS... I just laugh at him and look innocent when The Girl discovers it.
ReplyDeleteOh nooosss .... busted! Next time run for cover!
ReplyDeleteLicks and wags
Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack