Wednesday, April 29, 2009

a short conversation

MOM: Hey what’s that carpet doing there? ME: That carpet has always been there. Nothing new to see here. MOM: No, it wasn’t there this morning. Digsby, what is under the carpet?
ME: Nothing, just more brown carpet I imagine. Why would you think I'd know what’s under the carpet? MOM: Digsby lift up that carpet.
ME: See nothing here. MOM: No, Digsby move it all the way so I can see.
ME: Ok, its moved. See still nothing but brown carpet. MOM: Digsby you are in the way! What are you hiding?
ME: I’m not hiding anything mom. I’m just sitting here. You’re the one acting all crazy and suspicious of the carpet.
MOM: Fine. If you’re not going to move I will just look around you. Digsby what is that by your butt? ME: Mom! That’s my tail. It’s always been attached down there. I told ya nothing new to see.
MOM: Digsby. That is not your tail! What is it? ME: Umm,…. It might be a hole in the carpet, but I can’t be sure. I mean… its always been like that. Didn’t you ever notice before? It goes all the way to the floor so I’m surprised you never noticed before. MOM: You are soo GROUNDED! ME: It was the cat.

11 comments:

  1. Oh Digsby, your evil deeds know no bounds! Bad dog...but so cute. You obviously need more exercise to tire you out!

    cheers,
    Ruby

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  2. ....of course, who else ??????
    Kisses, Faya

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  3. Look at that face..How can you get angry? Only another Airedale mother can say that

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  4. Ciao dolce Diggers!

    Oh noooo!! Grounded again! Il mio amico, it is so unfair! You were only doing what Airedales through the ages have done. (And which I in fact did to the hallway rug ... oopsy!)It's in our genes: we're diggers and we dig holes! (Santa vacca, your very NAME has the word "dig" in it!!)

    Would you like me to send you a torta with a file baked into it??? We can plan your escape ...

    Tanti baci!
    Lucia

    PeeEss: La mia ragazza laughed herself silly over your comment on my bloggie today!! I think you may be right, though...!

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  5. Terriers = diggers - our peeps have to get used to it. We know just the kind of trouble you are in - been there - done that!!

    Best of luck - if she puts you in the slammer, we'll come help dig you out!! hehehe

    XOXO
    Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

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  6. Brilliant idea to blame the cat, Digsby! You are one smart boy!
    I sit like a froggie sometimes too!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

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  7. Please stop by our bloggie. We have an award for you.

    XOXO
    Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

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  8. Hiya Digsby,
    Thanks for coming by my Blob! It's very clever of you to hide the hole with the little carpet.
    I'll link to your Blob, ok?
    Nibbles
    Nelly xx

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  9. Too right it was the cat!
    Damn cats.

    tailwags
    Noah

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  10. My brother's name is Stewart McDawg and he is a too-smart-for-himself Border Collie and he does stuff like that ALWAYS... I just laugh at him and look innocent when The Girl discovers it.

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  11. Oh nooosss .... busted! Next time run for cover!

    Licks and wags

    Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

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